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PJ (Pineapple) Pizza Party Update 2

The Dayton Daily News has a great chronology of some of Ohio Democrat A.G. Marc Dann’s troubles just since he was sworn into office in 2007. It’s something that it takes something as big as this current episode with his senior staff to bring everybody back a bit to see that this guy, and the folks around him are really a ticking time bomb (so to speak). Is it any surprise to anybody that the guy who was surprised to have been elected AG, surrounds himself with people who themselves have no business being in any position of public trust? We don’t think we’re being to harsh here SNS fans – review the Dann chronology for yourself – and you decide.

After you do that – watch General Dann’s duck, weave, and spin on the questions posed to him by local reporters. While there’s nothing wrong with staffers being at their bosses house in this business – very common, but as one SNS reader points out – schedules don’t get dropped off in jammies. He does his level best to bring the story back around to the issues that his office should be focusing on, but the history here makes that pretty difficult.

Here’s another question for you – Why not just work at the office?

It’s not like his family was at the condo – it seems more efficient and nicer for his over worked staff to not make them trek from the office to his pad that he shared with his roomies.

Still want another question? What is a statewide elected official doing getting on the phone with a young, single girl who is out drinking with one of Dann’s married friends who is also a senior staff member in Dann’s office, and inviting her back to his condo, and offering the apparently intoxicated young lady pineapple pizza to sweeten the deal some more?

At some point in this transaction doesn’t a red flag go up, a warning bell, some inkling of something being rotten in the state of Denmark show up in this guy’s brain?

We mean look at the facts: married guy out drinking with a single young lady, asking his boss to help him close the deal with fruity pizza, and then the whole state of undress thing? Sure, Marc Dann probably wasn’t party to all of what went on that night, but he was party to enough of it to have nipped it all in the bud. And in truth, when you factor in the rest of the things his office has churned out since January ’07 – things start to build pretty quick.

7 Comments

  1. Comments  State News Shot » April 11 2008 - Who’s reading the SNS this week?   |  Friday, 11 April 2008 at 10:32 am

    […] saucy Wonkette, the appearance of Marc Dann possibly blaming the victims in this mess, and finally Update Number 2 – complete with video of Marc Dann rambling, bobbing and weaving, a more detailed chronology of the […]

  2. Comments  True Liberal   |  Saturday, 12 April 2008 at 12:32 pm

    You sure this Dann guy isn’t a Kennedy? It is common practice for democrats to assist in alleged date rape even if they aren’t nephews isn’t it?

  3. Comments  ziglet   |  Thursday, 17 April 2008 at 9:49 am

    Didn’t want this guy for AG. Now the rest of Ohio can see why

  4. Comments  State News Shot » April 18, 2008 - Who’s Reading The SNS?   |  Friday, 18 April 2008 at 12:07 pm

    […] 10)  North Carolina:  Favorite Story – Big fans of Ohio Democrat AG Marc Dann’s pizza parties. […]

  5. Comments  Anonymous   |  Tuesday, 22 April 2008 at 9:34 am

    You guys are going way over board with the pizza thing, that is one of the bad things about politics. You take ridiculous stuff and blow it way out of proportion.

  6. Comments  YngtsownHmBoy   |  Tuesday, 22 April 2008 at 3:39 pm

    Anonymous: It looks the only folks who went “way over board with the pizza thing” was the AG and his band of Columbus brothers. I like this blog because they don’t take themselves too seriously. Ever hear of satire? It’s what makes politics bearable.

  7. Comments  State News Shot » Ohio: Incoming Dem AG Inherits Old Dem AG’s Problem   |  Tuesday, 06 January 2009 at 12:51 pm

    […] Marc Dann – the gift that keeps on giving.  Though, after watching this episode unfold for many months, we have found something smart that he did during all of this mess.  After extensive research, we’ve learned that the Hawaiian pizza, that’s pizza with Canadian bacon/ham and pineapples, is one of your more healthy choices you can get from the local pizza shop – think low fat!  So, kudos to you Marc Dann.  Oh, and good luck cleaning this mess up Rich Cordray – we don’t think you’re through with this problem. Oh well, we heart Mike Crites in 2010!  From the Columbus Dispatch: Elliott proposed a $900,000 settlement, including legal fees, as compensation for persistent sexual harassment during the women’s employment under the supervision of Anthony Gutierrez, Dann’s friend and former general services administrator. […]

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